It has always
been my view that it’s a really good idea
to stay away from hospitals and in my younger days, the only time I broke that rule was because I was not a fan of
home births. You agree to that and you may find yourself cooking dinner right
after because you’re such a good sport.
That’s bad
planning in my opinion.
This is my
way of leading up to my operation. This was a big deal because I still have my
tonsils for goodness sake and I had been pretty firm about the no-hospital
edict.
A couple of years ago I developed tendinitis in my left leg, and that was the right leg’s way of calling for help as it was doing
all the work.
The right
leg joint was worn out, abetted by arthritis.
Surgery was
the answer for my problem so that meant a hospital visit.
During the
preliminaries I was declared a remarkably healthy specimen and in fact, while
some patients are encouraged to recuperate in a nursing home or with a willing
relative, I was told I’d probably be fine with someone there for the first couple
of days and then I could manage.
This is what
happens: the hip joint is tidied up (actually
they remove it and put in a false one) and this is what the artificial joint
looks like
Still with
me?
Here’s what
I know: I exhaustively interrogated everyone I knew who’d already had the op and
they all were pleased with the results.
I was the
oldest of the bunch but I didn’t see this as a problem.
On my
well-prepared for day, There’s a picture of me looking cheery and
double-chinned as they wheeled me to the OR suite and then there’s the picture
taken of me the next day. At least the double chin was gone.
It all went
well; I had a spinal which was amazingly easy. I did ask the guy not to let me
hear the sound of hammers and saws though, and he complied.
I was still
cheery and determined to be the most alert, healthiest patient who ever crossed
that threshold.
When I woke
up the next day, there were oxygen prongs in my nose and when the nurses tried
to get me up and walking, I fainted.
Next, I had a transfusion and I got very
sentimental about that; some kind person volunteered his/her blood just so someone
like me could have the needed blood. That was so kind.
After a day
of re-grouping, in quick order I learned to use a walker and that I didn’t
handle codeine very well. In fact I bounced off to la-la land to the amusement
of the nurses. So I settled for something less la-la and managed. I was there
an extra day because of the transfusion so I went home on day 4, with my from-out-of-town daughter in tow.
She planned
to stay for the suggested two days and she finally got away on day 7.
I felt about
120 hard years old and no longer looked like a candidate for head of the class.
When I was
home, visiting nurses came regularly to change the dressings and a
physiotherapist came to get the exercises on track. After a few days the
staples were removed and that’s a piece of cake.
Despite my
good intentions and the fact that the operation was a success, I am now
permanently on a walker.
For my final
visit to the surgeon he was satisfied the surgery was a success so his work was
done. He was right—his surgery was a success although I was complaining about a
lot of pain.
He politely
said arthritis had done a lot of damage in my lower back and it would take altogether
too much surgery to repair the damage
and I was too old for all that anyway.
So here I am
still feeling 30 in my mind and my body is not keeping up.
Nine months
later I’m still glad I had the operation but would have preferred a better
outcome
So I’ve
decided that I’ll keep the thirty-year old mind and try to live with the much
older body, and I now have my very own handicap parking pass, which makes
grocery shopping a whole lot easier.
Best of
all. I’m 25 pounds lighter.
And that’s
my reward
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